
Irish
Blessings for Mother
There is but
one and only one,
Whose love will fail you never.
One who lives from sun to sun,
With constant fond endeavor.
There is but one and only one,
On earth there is no other.
In heaven a noble work was done,
When God gave us a Mother.
Whose love will fail you never.
One who lives from sun to sun,
With constant fond endeavor.
There is but one and only one,
On earth there is no other.
In heaven a noble work was done,
When God gave us a Mother.
Gods most precious work of art is the warmth and love of a
mothers heart.
Irish Jokes and Humor for Mother's Day
A Mother’s LetterDear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this slowly because I know that you can’t read fast. Your won’t know the house when you come home we’ve moved. About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him, he cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning I haven’t found out yet whether it’s a boy or a girl so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother’s plot wasn’t paid in 7 days, up she comes.
Your loving mother.
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing this slowly because I know that you can’t read fast. Your won’t know the house when you come home we’ve moved. About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him, he cuts grass at the cemetery. Your sister Mary had a baby this morning I haven’t found out yet whether it’s a boy or a girl so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire out. It only rained twice this week, first for 3 days then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother’s plot wasn’t paid in 7 days, up she comes.
Your loving mother.
P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds but I have
already sealed the envelope.
For two solid hours, Mrs. Casey told the man sitting next to
her on the plane about her grandchildren. She had even produced a
plastic-foldout photo album of all twelve of the children. Mrs. Casey finally
realized that she had dominated the entire conversation with her
grandchildren."Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you
certainly must have something to say. Please tell me, what do you think of my
grandchildren?"
For Mother's Day, Murphy decided to splurge and took his
wife and their four young sons to an upscale restaurant. Murphy ordered a
bottle of wine which the waiter brought it over and began the ritual uncorking,
and poured a small amount for mom Murphy to taste. Paddy, their six-year-old,
exclaimed to the waiter, "Mister, you better fill up that glass, mom
drinks a lot more than that."
Mrs. O’Malley said, "I'm always worrying about the
safety of my children...especially the little dear who's rolling her eyes and
answering me back right now!”
The Irish Gift House wishes all mothers a happy Mother's Day. Please visit our site if you are looking for a vast collection of free Irish jokes or Irish blessings for any occasion.
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